Microsoft and impotence.

Where do you want to go today?
We don't have a clue! If we had any imagination at all maybe our software wouldn't be so uninspired and teadious. Why you even use our operating system is a mystery to us -we use Linux.

Anyway, we may as well inquire how we could impede your future computing needs. Where do you want to go? We'd like to arrange a tollbooth there to greet you.

Bill Gates could take what he makes in a day and spend it on making an operating system that actually works.